Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!

by Uncle father November 30, 2022

lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

Kiss ass

Sub serviant.

You ain't really sub serviant, so quit trying make yourself look like a kiss ass.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

ass slosh

The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.

Josh is lost in ass slosh.

by JoshEatsAss August 20, 2016

Puss-ass hoe

A 'Puss-ass hoe' is a derogatory term often used to describe a woman who engages in sexual intercourse with men in relationships but when confronted by his main chick, she isn't the best at defending herself.

That Puss-ass hoe don't know how to fight! I'll beat that bitch to the ground.

by TrophyTh0t February 15, 2022