ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021

Shit Ass

A person who continues to fail to impress others with grandiose gestures.

“Bro I can’t stand him, he’s such a shit ass.”

by Roy Rutherford January 24, 2022

Crazy-ass Gym Mofo

Some kind of brotha or sista who spend three hours in the gym, stacks on five workouts, and drives the coaches insane.

Yes coach, I am a crazy-ass gym mofo. Live with it!

by Get PUMPED!!! August 22, 2020

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

big ass cock

something that makes you super atractive for basically no reason.

jeff over there has a big ass cock like an dino dong jesus christ WTAF.

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016

Slap ass day

On October 1️⃣4️⃣ of every year is slap ass day

“Oh, hey did you know that Monday is slap ass day

by I can’t see you mom October 11, 2019