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Ass

The food tasted like ass.
Don't look at my ass or I will slap you
by Not_Ganyu July 27, 2022
mugGet the Assmug.

Girls ass

Friends: eat a girls ass
Me: IM TRYING☹️
by Bebga February 10, 2022
mugGet the Girls assmug.

Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).
Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.
by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018
mugGet the Craini-ass-tomymug.

Ass Mane

The tuft of hair rising from a persons ass crack to their lower back region.
While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.

Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
by Whisker Country July 20, 2021
mugGet the Ass Manemug.

ass-cheese

“are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”
by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021
mugGet the ass-cheesemug.

Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!
by Uncle father November 30, 2022
mugGet the Ass Watermug.

lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person
She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.
by passe’ November 6, 2023
mugGet the lard assmug.

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