Dick-Jabber

Anyone that likes to involve themselves even if it has nothing to do with them.

ie dicks like to get into anything whether invited or not. Just jabbing their dick into everything, like an asshole

Who invited this dick-jabber.

Dude who asked you, you dick-jabber

by dozia April 8, 2022

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A person who is a jerk or mean to everyone for little to no reason.

Your a Dick m8

by ):< April 9, 2022

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Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 9, 2022

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mmmm yummy 🌛👶🏻

bro i wanna shove my dick up yo ass
bro we’re brothers
where the problem at😈

by anonymous April 9, 2022

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Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

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Super Saiyan Dick: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming.
Super Saiyan Dick 2: A dick that gets larger and larger at a rate proportional to how much the wielder is aroused. It is a dangerous tool that can end in the mutually destructive act of ramming. Which each thrust the amount of sperm increases.

A:

"It looks like Rachel is having trouble walking.
"Yeah. I heard she took some super saiyan dick last night. I'm surprised she's still moving"

B:
"She said she could take super saiyan dick, but I almost split her in half."

C:
"I shouldn't have done it with her. She wasn't enough to handle super saiyan dick 2."

by jhyfrvi7t April 11, 2022

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