July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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by Thrustmaster420 July 17, 2021
Get the Grab your girlfriend's titties day mug.Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
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John: Has anyone seen Keith?
Alex: Nah man, I think he forgot to pog yesterday.
John: Shit, he didn't pog on National Pog Day. RIP my friend!
Alex: Nah man, I think he forgot to pog yesterday.
John: Shit, he didn't pog on National Pog Day. RIP my friend!
by unhingednuzlocke July 18, 2021
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