.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

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Zero my Gat

The process of tightening ones anus using various exercise techniques, specifically after prolonged anal sex

Friend 1: You free?

Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.

by BoMavis November 13, 2020

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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

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upon my soul

an exclamation of surprise.

"Upon my soul, that was the most delicious cake I have ever tasted!"

by Arminkshipper May 3, 2025

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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)

I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack

by CharlieC April 21, 2018

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I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.

you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.

by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023

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