Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

pain in the ass hole

Often used in the gay community used to refer to someone who is hung causing immense damage to your rectum

Dear God, I was out with Kevin last night. He's a huge pain in the ass hole.

by Jayjaykink February 24, 2023

Flaky ass

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!

David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!

by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask

Yo babe its national ass pic day.

by Men on toast April 19, 2020

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Fuck ass

Some being beyond retarded

Don't be a fuck ass man

by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017

Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.

I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!

by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025