Cake Whiner

Prejudice against the person who got the achievment he wants.

He's a Cake Whiner for screaming at the kid who got a cake and he don't.

by 🔪🐖🥓🥩 March 6, 2023

Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

by dorathexplora December 25, 2011

Baby cake

The smashed up poo left in a baby's diaper.

Hey baby could you get rid of these smelly baby cakes for me?

by The Chode September 30, 2017

Rice caked

Someone who eats to many rice cakes and there asshole looks like the surface of a rice cake

Look at Gary Thorpe's asshole, he eats way to many rice cakes , he definitely has been rice caked

by Türner October 5, 2018

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

Layered Cake

Packing a bong with layers of weed, kief, weed and then top it off with kief as the ~frosting~

Yo bro want to pack a layered cake?

by Brainfried January 10, 2021