Russian Groundhog

A act where a girl shits and doesn't whipe, then a guy sticks his dick in the shit covered asshole

Hey I heard Martha and Jack had a russian groundhog last week

by ROAD HOUSE September 2, 2016

horny russian

A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys

My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night

by Horny Finland October 12, 2022

Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”

by Joe E C June 17, 2022

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.

1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.

by Stooojj May 3, 2013

Russian Body Shot

When one individual slurps the jizz from another's bellybutton.

"Russian Body Shots anybody?!"

"Jen did a Russian Body Shot off of me yesterday and I almost threw up"

"I think I have a thing for men who do Russian Body Shots"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

Russian demands

The most inconsequential demamds from a party that no one honestly cares to deal with.

1: Tony just told me to stop hitting on his girlfriend or he'll nuke ukraine or something crazy, I didn't get the whole thing. He was rambling on about something.

2: Everybody knows Tony, that guy has no girlfriend and he won't do shit. He's stalking that girl. Don't give into his Russian demands.

by The Biggest Willy March 31, 2022