Kyle

A very intense and angry dude but not really an asshole. Probably has daddy issues.

A: You see that dude punching the wall and screaming?
B: Probably a Kyle

by jmmp2803 January 21, 2022

Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

Kyle

A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.

Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle

by accurate describer November 21, 2021

Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie

Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead

by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021

Kyle

May seem like the worlds best human being because he seems to be this human loving hippie. Reality is not what it seems. The guys a manipulative good looking guy who makes plans then bails on them simply because he’s ‘busy’ all the time. When the truth is that he’s too busy sucking his boys off since he ‘don’t wanna be tied down by no bitch’. What kind of mom and sister overpraise ther son and brother on social media like he’s this perfect angel? Like do ya’ll know he’s out making mad girls eskimo sisters? Weird.

Them: what a great boy Kyle is
Me: yeah he gave me some of the best Eskimo sisters there is

by jugssszz November 16, 2019

Kyle

Closing 40 Mile Saloon Tuesday nights, crispy as a Dr. Pepper. #RollTide

Heard you pulled a Kyle at the bar last night. #RollTide

by Kyle 40 November 23, 2021

kyle

a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good

damn that guy kyle must make hella bank

by vectorperkins September 15, 2020