Let’s go run a train
by Googol May 19, 2025
Get the TRAIN mug.A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?
Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019
Get the quiet train mug.People who enter a train and get stuck at the door forcing everyone else to have to squeeze past them even though there's ample space further inside the compartment. Sort of like lint in the dryer.
See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.
See also, train lint catcher - a person who yells at train lint to move further in and stop blocking the door.
Man there was so much train lint on the 9:02 this morning, I feel like I've been in a mosh-pit. We could've really used a train lint catcher.
by jeamish February 25, 2021
Get the train lint mug.It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.
by Pendulum dick June 14, 2016
Get the european chu chu train mug.A sexual act, irrelevant of orientation, in which one partner, henceforth referred to as "The Conductor", performs intense anal sex with the other partner, "The Caboose", to completion.
Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".
The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
Upon completion the Conductor removes their phallus from the Caboose's sphincter, which at this point should be sufficiently gaped enough for the arrival of the next train. The Conductor then turns around and sits their buttocks of the Caboose's rear, and proceeds to defacate into the Caboose's gaping "station".
The Caboose will then push the train back into the Conductor's own asshole, and the pair will go back and forth until a second climax is reached, at which point, the climaxing partner will shout "ALL ABOARD!"
"Judy and I got a bit freaky last night and took a trip down to the ol' Detroit train station."
"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
"I was feeling a little empty until Bill and I went down to the Detrot train station last night, now we're both pretty full."
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1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her
2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
a guy posts on an online forum:
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her
B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?
Successful attempt by a trains-creep on the actual train or bus:
Trains-creep: Hey, how are you today?
Woman: I am grerat thanks, but I am now reading something interesting about Sigmund Freud. I do not want to sound rude, but sorry, I am busy.
Traincreep: Annoying all those train or bus delays, eh?
Woman: YES! And yesterday I was late for university.
Trains-creep: Wow, what are you studying?
Woman: I study psychology in Amsterdam!
Traincreep: That's funny, I am also studying in Amsterdam, but in art...
..conversation continues until the next train or bus stop...
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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