chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Turtle

A marine animal that has a shell.

The turtle has a shell.

by turtleman14 September 13, 2022

turtle tuesday

the best day

i love turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

turtling

when you go to take a shit but you dont finish and you end up walking around making it hard to walk normally

im sorry ma i cant come downstairs

ma: jimmy are you okay?
no ma why dont you get me some laxitives
ma: youre turtling again arent you
i said no mom im not turtling i just need some laxitives
ma: no your turtling
all i wanted was some laxies just one laxy

by fat nickle berry September 17, 2025

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016