Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.

Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."

by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019

Jacob Robbins

A guy with a teenie weenie

Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie

by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018

Jacob

The term refers to a designer watch from Jacob and Company, a company that sells stupid expensive watches.

The Game Lyrics from "Hate It or Love It"

"...I ain't have 50 cent when my grandmama died
Now I'm going back to Cali with my Jacob on, see how time fly?"

by not for nothing February 22, 2019

Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.

Hail Jacob S.

by Ollie James March 30, 2021

Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse

Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.

by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020

Jacob

An empty person with no future.

Don't be a Jacob.

by Arso198 November 21, 2021

Jacob

If you're called Jacob you're usually a "cool kid". You are either short and roadman or average. There is little to no in-between.

"Look at that guy over there!"
"Oh, him? He's Jacob."
"Oh."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt May 3, 2021