south girls

Person 1: Hey I heard you slept with the south girls.

Person 2: Nah man my wife would kill me.
by Dick Tion Airy February 23, 2016
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South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob
I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.
by swooooooooooooosh December 03, 2018
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south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
by Rusty Shackleford December 21, 2016
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east-northwest by south

Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.
I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.
by SdRaider August 14, 2023
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Pulling a South Dakota

When you do something and your intended outcome is disappointing. Related to a South Dakota sausage fest.
I had a party and no girls showed up. That is really pulling a South Dakota.

The guy we arrested turned out to be an undercover cop. We sure pulled a South Dakota.
by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021
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A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.
"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."
by nickcityplanner July 31, 2022
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