Potato Relativity Theorem

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Steaming hot potatoe

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.

I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"

by Rogerrimjet January 21, 2019

Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.

Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE

by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019

potato squasher 2000

potato squasher 2000 hasnt been invented yet. it is probably just an average potato squasher but it says 2000 on it so its 'modern'. its not, but everyone needs one

omg have you got that potato squasher 2000, its the best, it squashes potatoes!

by jessica777101010 September 28, 2017

The followers of Epic Potato

The Followers of Epic Potato is a group were very genus smart people believe in the culture of Ppotatology and go to The Church of Epic Potato

Booga: Do you believe in the culture of Ppotatology?

Snoop: Yeah, why wouldn't I? I even go to The Church of Epic Potato every Sunday!
Slevardi: So you're a one of The followers of Epic Potato, sweet!

by The Followers of Epic Potato March 18, 2020

Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020