when your boyfriend says you need a break bc there’s been sm going on even tho you’ve only dated for 1 month and haven’t hung out in real life yet and have only been on the phone once for less than two minutes. he was number 6 on your bsfs list bc you always responded in less than 20 minutes but he sometimes took 22 hours and 48 minutes to respond and you actually really liked him even tho it wasn’t serious yet but he told your bsf before he said you needed a break that he was gonna do it and your bsf didn’t do anything to stop him or try and figure it out before your heart got absolutely shatttered😍
Hey ****** ive got so much going on rn with my family and death and other things I think i need to focus on myself for a lil bit and we should take break😕
by L bozo57 April 24, 2022
Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it
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Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf
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