Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.
This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.
This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.
Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"
P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."
P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."
P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
Get the Tea-Drinking Malemug. Alexi is a boy with an open heart, he is kind, lovely sometimes also shy but when you mess with him or his friends he can be sassy and eat your ass completely. He is very smart and will always prove a point. Alexi will do anything he puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells him he can't do it. Alexi can always keep a secret no matter what. His smile can make anyones day be amazing. He cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy.
by Jeffryyyysty November 21, 2021
Get the Alexi (male)mug. by khatumo October 29, 2020
Get the dervish malemug. someone who was born with female parts/genitalia, but identifies as male since they are not comfortable with being seen as a girl. these people have always been men/boys, but in the wrong body.
person 1: "did u see that girl, samantha? she cut her hair"
person 2: "well, samantha actually changed her name and pronouns. his name is now sam and they go by he/they. he told me to help out their social transition and tell some people. he's a trans male."
person 1: "oh cool! thanks for telling me. they are a very valid trans male."
person 2: "well, samantha actually changed her name and pronouns. his name is now sam and they go by he/they. he told me to help out their social transition and tell some people. he's a trans male."
person 1: "oh cool! thanks for telling me. they are a very valid trans male."
by rai_israd May 29, 2021
Get the trans malemug. Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
Get the Male Canon Eventmug. by Marknathan April 18, 2022
Get the Yoghurt malemug. A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"
Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"
Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."
Man 1: "Woah"
Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."
Man 1: "Woah"
by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022
Get the Polish Malemug.