The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened August 14, 2017

take a lick

To take a hit of Acid/Lsd

Do you wanna take a lick homie

by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017

Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god

Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks

by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020

Lick man down

To lick a male

lick man down on the main road-
to have a passionate consensual homosexual encounter, in a public place because we do not care who sees our love

by ALFONSOBLACK May 1, 2023

devious lick

a devious lick is stealing something significant from your school

ex: a soap dispenser, ketchup from the lunch ladies

Yo bro, John just hit the most devious lick
Yeah, I heard he stole the keys to the girls locker room!

by BenDover4203069 September 10, 2021