"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. 
The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search
Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.
by bihlilboi January 21, 2018
Get the The Internetmug. The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
Get the internet invisiblemug. by Michaelisaredneckhillbilly August 15, 2024
Get the Redneck hillbilly internetmug. It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
Get the It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularlymug. the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things
by metalkixjr February 12, 2023
Get the internetmug.