Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
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Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
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Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
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Internet addict: I visit it often as Franklin and beat the f*ck out of sharks by activating my Invincibility cheat that I've come to know by heart.
Person with a life: Well I've invested in my own boat and am paying it off fully by my next payday which is 2 weeks from now.
Internet addict: Michael has a total of 23 boats, 4 military ships, and 34 speedphiles.
Person with a life: I have a job.
Internet addict: My Sims each have jobs that pay 30,000$ or more per week. Not including daily income and farming.
Person with a life: I have a girlfriend.
Internet addict: Whenever I'm not watching multiple hot stars banging each other I have my own girlfriend who's also portable.
Person with a life: Mine's hot.
Internet addict: Mine's an Asian otaku.
Person with a life: I actually touch mine.
Internet addict: Touching other humans can transmit from the hundreds of thousands to the billions of germs per touch.
Person with a life: Mine gives me head.
Internet addict: Every day.
Person with a life: GODDAMMIT.
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