Princess of darkness

The princess of nightmares, shadows, and all things terrifying and unseen.

The bubbly girl was the motherfuckin princess of darkness.

by The Original Agahnim October 04, 2021

Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 04, 2020

Dark Thunder

Dark Thunder is the name of a song from the album Sudden Shower by Camellia (かめりあ).

Daaaaamn, Dark Thunder was so great I wanted to jump and dance really weirdly like as if I was acoustic.

by iamVill May 19, 2018

Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Dark Mart

The dark web's version of Walmart. The website allows you to buy anything from illegal weapons, fake passports, human organs, sex trafficking, etc. This site is terrifying and it's also illegal. Never been there myself and never want to go there.

Dark Mart is one of the most effed up things to find on the dark web...

by Matthewmcconaughey March 07, 2020

Dark forces

Criminal, immoral, or violent activity.

I don’t think I need to remind you of the dark forces that have infiltrated the university we live and work at.

by YuOfTheNight January 30, 2023