Dumb dick

Dick so good it made her dumb.
Guy: I dumb dicked the fuck out of Gina yesterday.

Girl: Oh my god, Tim totally gave me that dumb dick last night. It was amazing.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo January 27, 2024
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Insta-dumb

when you pop a pill or take a hit and stare blankly into space while drooling with your mouth open because its so strong it hits you hard.
Friend: "whats wrong with him?"
Me: "he just smoked some strong. It's got homeboy insta-dumb."
by xTETRODOTOXINx April 09, 2015
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Cyrus Dumb

A sweet kind of stupid. Like dumb in a way that doesn't really offend anyone, just sort of makes you feel bad for them.
"You thought LGBT was a sandwich order? you're kinda Cyrus Dumb huh?"
by Dax.Night March 11, 2022
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Well Dumb

When a person solves a simple problem with a complicated, expensive, or unnecessary response. This phrase is to be said after a somewhat satisfying solution is made and in a sarcastic tone. Usually, the provided solution does not offer a permanent solution to the original problem, making their sacrifices pointless.
Person 1: “I was eating spaghetti earlier and I didn’t have a clean fork, so I made one out of toothpicks and the tip of a spoon I broke to make it.”
Person 2: “So you didn’t just wash a dirty fork, but instead made one? Well Dumb.”
by SirPickleVII February 01, 2023
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dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby March 16, 2012
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national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day
“hey stacy congrats!”
for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”
by katie.batie August 13, 2024
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