Pocket Bread

Alternative to PITA (Pain In The Ass)

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020

Bread

Two detectives that are in a war against evil popcorn

Bread and bread are on the case

by Daonethatknowdawae June 21, 2019

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.

That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!

by bakers dozen October 10, 2009

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Pink bread

Bread made using vaginal yeast

person 1: mmmm I loved Maria's pink bread

person 2:I know right, it was so tasty

by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016