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turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"
by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020
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Turtle Sandwhich

It is the process of 3 or more turtles mating at the same time. So pretty much a turtle orgy.
"Look at all of those turtles stacked on top of each other, they look like a Turtle Sandwhich and sound like one in the making. Ew."
by Mitkish September 12, 2014
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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane
Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!
by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019
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Turtle

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW
"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.
by yogha October 22, 2023
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Scaring The Turtle

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
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Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
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horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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