Titty three pointer

When a girl gives you a boob job while your legs are spread open like a lady having a baby and you ejaculate into a red solo cup taped on your forehead.

Chad: I hit a titty three pointer last night while bangin’ Brittany!
Brad: damn bro I wish I had titties

by Creepysplenda February 11, 2025

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 24, 2023

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!

Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.

by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023

Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 02, 2021

Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out

Omg my husband is a three pump Phil

by Vikingallan December 14, 2019

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 23, 2017

The Three Niggiteers

the three musketeers but black

oh shit the three niggiteers are comin fo yo ass

by mr.niglet3000 January 13, 2020