holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

weed

Something you yell in the middle of class when its quiet in attempt to be funny

weed!!!!!!!!

by gaglie boyi September 23, 2019

Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

Window weed

That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.

Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.

by Thickcrust November 16, 2017

Zurlo weed

Weed good enough for that one friend who is cheap

Zurlo buys the cheapest weed. I sold him zurlo weed

by Sasqatchwookie November 25, 2021