Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023

Mikeeli

Very loud and aggressive, yet sweet and hard working. She will devote her time, money, . . .etc. to make sure her friends know that she's there for them. She can't spend more than a day in a big city before missing her small country home. Mikeeli wouldn't be caught dead wearing the color pink and makeup is out of the question. Nothing can stop her from perusing her dreams. People love her for her competitiveness and how it makes the situation that much more hilarious. Guys can't understand how amazing she is and she doesn't care at all. Unless he's the one she wants.

Dang! That girl's a Mikeeli.

by jsnsygaskj April 16, 2019

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Mike

When something looks super ugly

Eww that dog looks so mike!

by Ydinase April 29, 2025

mike whitely

a cock loving bitch who is lord of games

ur being a Mike Whitely

by mike is a bitchassnigger December 17, 2008

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.

person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No

by Fish171401 December 7, 2023