clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

invisible hand

The process by which the economy will correct itself according to Adam Smith.

The government doesnt need to do anything, the invisible hand will fix the economy

by James Hannan June 6, 2004

No hand's land

1. Refer to the zone on guitar strings or more specialy bass strings where the hand of the musician are very rarely seen, almost never go. It usually is halfway between the head of the instrument and the beginning of the body of the instrument.

2. a woman's private

1. Freak man ! Have you heard what he did on the no hand's land during his solo ? Sounded just like a blaster from Star Wars !

2. He totally got caught red handed in the no hand's land of his girlfriend's bestfriend at that party.

by Trivalent.22 June 4, 2009

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

Crocodile Hands

Dry, cracked, and salty hands that appear crocodillian. The hands are usually dehydrated and white. They are usually the result of an out of state trip, generally to Minnesota or Illinois.

"Look at your crocodile hands! They're so cracked and dry!"
"Yeah, man. I just got back from Minnesota.

by Camo Dan January 12, 2011

Dishpan hands

A guy who sticks his hand up a mans ass then puts it up his own. Also called a Dush Man

Did u just dishpan hands that guy

by DishPan hands December 24, 2014

hand jammy

A better way of saying hand job, usually done better by the male person than anybody else despite the best female efforts.

The girl had a fat lip and was on the rag so I settled for a hand jammy.

by wianm December 28, 2007