Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af

are you christian elliott monroe barber?

by jeter_derek December 22, 2020

Christian Frates

A voice actor and YouTuber who lives with autism.

Christian Frates did a great Eartha Kitt impression!

by Cwf1997 November 3, 2020

Christian

A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it

Oh look it’s Christian my cock is growing

Alejulia: He is so pretty and I love him

by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020

Christian

A kid that will give one look that gives you a autism seizure

hey is that christian
oh shit dont look at his ey- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Papa el Lil Thicc March 7, 2019

Christian

A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.

So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.

THEN I REALIZED

christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian

by anonymous 75639 April 29, 2020

Christian Papiouannou

The most amazing cool person who gets all of the girls such as Koko despite being very broke for an australian he is not a dog unlike you 'cause your an idiot you dog

Welcome to the broke australians. I'm Christian Papiouannou you dog!

by Quincipal December 1, 2024