by Steve Stanton April 24, 2025
Get the White Train Experiencemug. Hey, give this guy a ride to the train station.
If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
If you don’t do as I say, you’ll get a ride to the train station.
by Shawnny December 10, 2023
Get the Ride to the train stationmug. When a bunch sad guys with no self respect or self worth have sex with a female who also has no self respect or self worth or could be (in certain cases) getting raped
Guy 1 :Hey man do you wanna run a train on this girl I found sleeping outside?
Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow
Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow
by Kill ‘‘em dead for real December 1, 2022
Get the Run a trainmug. Nothing else exists, All that matters is point A and point B.
If there are pedestrians, they aren't real you are free to run them over
If there are pedestrians, they aren't real you are free to run them over
by Komiwastaken March 2, 2021
Get the Train Mindsetmug. School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
You have to stay there five years.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
Get the secondary training college for early childhood caremug. An ancient rite of passage observed in the mountainous regions of Armenia, where "bitch ass pussy men" attempt to transform into "giga gnads" by enduring a series of brutal ball-busting sessions clad in traditional spandex loincloth.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
The ritual begins at dawn, with omega males chanting ancient Armenian hymns. A village priestess, known as the "Master of Misery," usually some exasperated waifu in a pair of steel-toed stiletto heels, takes center stage. One by one, the men step forward and brace themselves for the inevitable. The kicks come fast and furious, each one accompanied by a hearty "Welcome to Armenia!" from the crowd. Some men weep. Some men keel over. Some men question every life choice that led them to this moment. But they all endure, because in Armenia, penile hemorrhages are just a sign that you’re keeping it real.
By the end of the day, the mountains echo with the sounds of groans as the men limp back to their villages, all blue-balled and clutching their bruised wangs. The ones who make it through are celebrated as heroes, their swollen testicles a badge of honor. The ones who don’t are gently carried home on their shields, because a real chad come home with your shield, or on it.
This time-honored tradition, though not for the faint-hearted, has been warmly embraced by foot fetishists around the world. It is a testament to the indomitable spirit of manhood, and the unbreakable resilience of the divine scrotum.
Grigor got tired of being bossed around by his wife so he secretly signed up for a six-week Talin Testicular Tenacity Training course on Khan Academy.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
Alexei was so fucked up by Talin Testicular Tenacity Training that he ended up in the ER.
by ShaolinDropout February 23, 2025
Get the Talin Testicular Tenacity Trainingmug. An adolescent young male who discovers breasts, and he unwittingly becomes trained by every female he meets to do whatever she says in hopes of gaining potential visual and physical contact with them.
My buddy never grew out of his training brah years, so I never tell him when I'm going to the strip club.
by Arnie Grape May 30, 2021
Get the training brahmug.