by Dieder December 14, 2019
Get the Premium Turtle Fuur mug.After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
Get the Holy shit is that a turtle mug.They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019
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Get the Turtle Mode mug.A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
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