Asperger's Syndrome

A real-life mental disorder, related to autism, that only about 2-3% of people claiming to have it have actually been professionally diagnosed by a psychologist.

Sometimes known as "Ass Burgers". Sufferers (emphasis on sufferers) are sometimes calles Aspies or "ass pies".

Here's a protip: People with mental disorders usually don't brag about it like it's a badge of honor, especially a form of autism. It's always worth a good laugh to see every awkward, socially-inept, angsty teenager who has ever gotten beat up by the "jocks" in school claim to have Asperger's Syndrome to justify being an utter loser.

by radium April 18, 2006

Korean Syndrome

A condition similar to down syndrome that is caused by playing to much kal online or other mmorgp's

have you had your pills for your korean syndrome

by Leeroy 'downy' Jenkins December 20, 2007

underdog syndrome

when one person or group of persons does not start doing well until no one expects them to succeed

"wtf bro, the caps got some underdog syndrome. They don't start playing well until the other team is beating them."

by rneb October 21, 2012

Selvin Syndrome

When a Spanish immigrant has some nasty crossed eyes and a body of Shrek. And he has the look of somebody’s grandfather while being the age of a minor

Nigga was diagnosed with the Selvin syndrome and has his own version of a byakugan

by Justin Yanez May 2, 2021

McDonald's Syndrome

Where you subconsciously start disliking something just because loads of people tell you that its great.

I finally watched that Slumdog Millionaire film last night, everyone was telling me it was the greatest film ever

Did you like it?

No, it was fucking shit!

Really? Sounds like you have got McDonald's Syndrome to me

by SamThe Man April 27, 2011

JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010

Palin Syndrome

1. n. A neurological disorder in which the patient suffers from advanced manic delusions, including: vehemently supporting outrageous notions, denying scientific evidence, embracing the very media that the patient insults, and constantly seeing visions of Vladimir Putin before their eyes. Named for a widely studied patient.

Person: The governor swears she could see Putin drinking vodka from her back porch. I told her Moscow is too far, but she denies the earth is flat, saying it's a conspiracy by the lamestream media.

Doctor: I think she's suffering from Palin Syndrome.

by tinafayisawesome November 22, 2010