Peek-A-Poo

when you take a dump at the house of somebody else and don't flush but shut the lid so they can't see it until the lid is lifted.

1. before leaving bob's house I got him with a peek-a-poo.
2. after jim left I found a peek-a-poo that he left 4 me

by jsherwood91 May 24, 2008

poo pirate

A poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.

Paolo: Hey Danny, try and smash that shot top corner
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.

by pirlolovescassano December 7, 2009

Wee poo

When you go to the toilet expecting to have a wee and before you know it you're having a poo too!!

"Sorry I took so long Sels I had a wee poo"

by HLWC33 November 4, 2017

Poo-ruse

When you look over something like a magazine or something on your phone while taking a poo 💩

Person 1: You should really look into (insert subject here)

Person 2: ok I'll Poo-ruse it after morning coffee.

by Chip and Rip December 31, 2020

Poo Knuckler

A poo knuckler is someone that shoves there fist up another persons ass.

Guy 1: You poo knuckler
Guy 2: Do you even know what that means?
Guy 1: no, what?
Guy 2: a poo knuckler is when someone shoves a fist up your butt!
Guy 1: No way, you just pulled that definition out of your ass
Guy 2: Literly!

by Walruses unite February 20, 2011

poo garbage

ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.

Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.

Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.

Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.

by Dankass poogarbage May 20, 2010

Poo Diligence

Being responsible and picking up after your dog.

People that don't do their poo diligence when out with their dogs give the rest of us a bad name.

by B. Charles Maurer August 19, 2011