To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.
How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?
When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.
Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.
How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?
When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.
Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.
Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.
Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..
Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.
Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..
Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.
by bongholmes January 07, 2022
That dirty little slut that does all the things your wife or girlfriend won’t do. She knows you have other fuck buddies but she doesn’t care. She uses you as much as you use her.
You can stay with your basic bitch but make sure you get yourself a sliiide piece.
Gotta get me a sliiide piece!
- @PYGMusic
Gotta get me a sliiide piece!
- @PYGMusic
by OfficialPYGMusic March 28, 2023
A secretary who sleeps their way to a promotion.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.
by Bamako May 07, 2021
by Viridiana lopez March 21, 2020
by onmymommaonmymomma June 24, 2019
Shooting someone in the head with a firearm in a manner that results in brain matter splattering everywhere
I'm about to give that mother fucker a bubble to the dome piece.
Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*
Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025