No sex October

No sexing allowed in October

Sexy woman: Hey my little meat man, wanna do sex?

Guy: Hell no bitch. I am a loyal participant of No Sex October.

by OsamaBinSexy October 2, 2020

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no oral october

Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.

Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october

by I wasn't the imposter October 2, 2020

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4rd October

Its just a fucking normal day.

Person 1: Its 4rd October!
Person 2: no one asked

by Royal172 October 2, 2020

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No feelings October

Girls can’t catch feelings for guys

Girl 1:Did you see jack hes sooooo hot

Girl 2: You just lost no feelings October

by Pussyman16363 October 2, 2020

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In American political jargon, an October surprise is a news event that may influence the outcome of an upcoming election (particularly one for the U.S. presidency), whether deliberately planned or spontaneously occurring. Because the date for national elections (as well as many state and local elections) is in early November, events that take place in October have greater potential to influence the decisions of prospective voters; thus, relatively last-minute news stories could either change the course of an election or reinforce the inevitable. The term "October surprise" was coined by William Casey when he served as campaign manager of Ronald Reagan's 1980 presidential campaign.

Trump has turned America into reality television with his October Suprise. He doesn't really have covid.

by @Transient_photography October 2, 2020

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