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Noah

Noah is a very funny and very tall guy he is also hot
Noah is cool
by CatBird10 December 3, 2021
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crashout noah

when the old guy that built an ark and saved all the animals has a crashout
Abdulla: im not gonna make the background
noah: * crashout noah.png*
by pm6 February 22, 2025
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Noah

The most badass that has a big penis and can get any girl
Hi Noah how are you
by Itssnotnoah October 26, 2020
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Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
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Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis
Don't be a Noah heman you fag
by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
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Noah

You'll miss the way, he always makes you feel safe. Though you can't look him in the eyes without melting, and your cheeks burn hot and mind leaves. You'll miss his hugs and texting him. miss being around him even if in silence feet away in a room. You will never forget a Noah, so never let one go once you have one. He is the most amazing, caring, smart, funny, willful person to walk the Earth. He is attractive inside and out.

Poem about a Noah
His hair was the golden light at the start of a sunset. His eyes shone with all the greens and browns of forest. His hugs were warm and gentle like how a fire dances along your skin late at night.
Girl 1: Wow that guys so cool!

Girl 2: And SMART!
Girl 3: oh, that's just Noah.
by Idkforever123 May 4, 2022
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