Dock monkey

Lubbers who hang around docks, leave dock lines uncoiled, get dock splinters from walking barefoot, fall off docks when drunk, or generally don't know how to act on a dock. Arrrrrrrr.

Gilligan would be a dock monkey if the Island had a dock

by Quahog 1 October 29, 2009

Monkey Dunking

An act of having sex, whether it be intercourse or any other sexual contact, underneath covers, with other people in the presence of the situation.

Guy 1: "Man look I think they are having sex under there"

Guy 2:"Yeah, they are monkey dunking hardcore"

by Tifa Lynn November 30, 2009

Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005

rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.

someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.

by anaemic March 15, 2007

Meep-Monkey

A monkey that goes meep frequently.

Meep-Monkey: MEEP! MEEP!

by I AM THE CHEESEMASTER!!! February 4, 2008

Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."

by Charley Brown December 9, 2007