Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
by facesitting male September 11, 2019
Get the Face Sitting Malemug. A Sigma Male (or Female) is just someone who knows this world we live in is a simulation and that we live in a prison, within a prison, and so on.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
While the rest of the known universe lives to conquer or be conquered, the Sigma observes and takes in information so they can survive in a mad, mad mad world.
This leaves them vulnerable to jealousy from lesser Betas and even Alphas.
The Sigma does not care for fame but does like to collect fortunes as needed.
The Sigma is born with an intellect and instinct that reflects their erudition and spiritual goals, as they progress towards a way out of this worldly trap we are all stuck in.
Definitely a "Lone Wolf", but a Sigma knows that they still need other life forms to help with survival and pleasure, but keeps a distance from evil actors, deranged individuals and groups.
by Charismatic_Fiend September 28, 2023
Get the Sigma Malemug. 
A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
Get the Male-Pattern Autismmug. Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?
Mancus: A yog
Bille: Yes of course what else?
Mancus: A yog
by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024
Get the Buno yoghurt male female editionmug. Spencer your a beta-male
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
Get the Beta-Malemug. 