why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Scrotum Licking Fucktard

A scrotum licking fucktard is generally someone, Who finds pleasure in licking scrotums like a fucktard. This term is used to describe those, Mainly the fucktard trait of them.

Look at eric lick that scrotum, Such a scrotum licking fucktard.

by piss master November 26, 2021

devious lick

A Tik Tok trend called “devious licks.” To gain clout, creators on the social media platform now are claiming to have stolen school supplies such as soap and paper towel dispensers and even whole fucking sinks and toilet seats.

:"It has only been one month in school, and I got this absolute devious lick😈"

by kortopi September 15, 2021

Devious lick

Stealing from a school. When your homie rips a soap dispenser from the school bathroom he committed a devious lick.

The “devious lick” was a term created by tiktok when some students from a school stole a soap dispenser.

Ayo man you hear bout Yousef he hit that devious lick and snatched the school’s urinal

by Yobruhbruh19 September 14, 2021

devious lick

An item (usually school property) being removed and kept in a bag. A joke started on TikTok during September 2021. Examples like sinks, toilets and even projectors being unscrewed and stolen to be kept in a bag. Questionable adjectives like nefarious, devious etc. describes the ‘lick’, or ‘boon’

*Pulls out soap dispenser from bag* I got a devious lick.

by NordicNibba September 13, 2021

Devious Lick

To steal someones belongings such as a toilet or a soap dispenser

person 1: Yo bro what you doing after school?
person 2: Im bouta hit a devious lick on ms smiths virginity!

by hitalick445 October 5, 2021

Lick

There is a difference between a "lick", "hitting a lick", and "catching a lick", a "lick" aside from Jazz, is contextual, a "lick"is either shot taken, i.e. punch is taken in a boxing match, or fight, but in urban setting a "lick"is generally a drug addict addicted to a specific substance, who will go to any length to get their fix, in another context a "lick" is a victim about to be taken for whatever goods or monies they may have, which the term " hitting a lick" comes from, lastly the term "catching a lick" comes from the sale of an illicit substance being sold to an individual who is a user of the illicit substance being purchased

"let we go catch this lick, and I'll get back to you" - drug transaction

"I need to hit a lick on a come up" - taking someone for the goods they own
"You need to stay away from them they ain't no good for you, they are a straight lick" -individuals addicted to illicit substances

by AnnoyingProphet August 20, 2025