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You would never want to be as short as josh
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Josh

A hot mf that is in love with a girl like two years younger than him
Who’s that dude with Jacky? Oh that’s her bf Josh who’s older than her but not in a creepy pedo way.
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Josh Curse

When you do incredibly shit at COD that you were better off not playing
I'm having one of those Josh Curse days
by Sponge1432 January 14, 2024
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josh tolsma

A BIG black nigger who like basketball al day long and who can run but can not swim
josh tolsma = a fatass
by cuminbum5838548 October 25, 2023
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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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Josh

A little bastard who loves to pick on girls but when it's a lad its a diff story. He's the scummiest person ever in the world and of existence.
Oh look it's josh he's probably picking on a year 5 girl
by Yesnowchednhaze April 23, 2020
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