Josh

A guy with literally the least personality that someone can have. He’s usually caught with his mouth open and a larger than shoulder width stance.Talking to a Josh is like listening to Cardi B, annoying and never on purpose. He’s probably off right now bragging about that one time he smoked weed or went fishing because that’s the only interesting thing in his life. Most josh’s aren’t taller than 6’1”
Hey, josh is just standing there, is he okay?

“yeah man he’s just empty, ya know, without a brain n all”
by pocketbitch May 12, 2020
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A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?
by Joshua Ketner April 02, 2025
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Josh is a cool guy who likes metal and rock music, he looks really mean but is one of the nicest people you will ever meet
You: Woah who was that cool guy?
Me: Josh dude. that was josh.
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Josh is a kind of guy you cannot trust. Complete with abs and a somehow charming personality, he will play you. He has dated a variety of girls and will most likely end up with a Mia.
That guy has dated so many people. He must be a Josh
by Ching ching defintions October 27, 2018
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A unique and warm guy. Honestly, he is probably one of the most laid-back people out there. He never fails to make others laugh and there is always an adventure around the corner when he is involved!
I really can't wait to see Josh again, he is super skitz.
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Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
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He is a stinky poo and like to eat fried egg sandwiches
Jeez josh is such a poo
by Josh lover 68 June 04, 2020
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