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Josh

An American guy stuck in a Chinese man's body. He's a handsome man, well spoken, intelligent, but lacks the social charisma to build long term friendship and intimacy. Often finds himself conflicted unable to make decisions and get stuck in mental loops. Likes to blame the world and outside variables and does not like to be held accountable. Will also steal your food if you do not keep an on him.

Josh loves to travel to eastern European countries such as Bulgaria and Albania. Favorite cuisine is Peruvian food.
e.g " My wife's ex husband was a Josh..... I have nothing to be worried about!
by Janzappan December 2, 2022
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Josh new

Josh new is a sweat at FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE HIS BIGGEST IDLE IS THE LEGEND ALI A HE LIKES TO RIP HIS MUMS CREDIT CARD TO PIECES WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON VBUCKS

HE IS A OG AT THE GAME EVEN HAVING RARE SKINS LIKE

BRITE BOMBER
A DEFAULT SKIN

ROUGE AGENT

AND FINALY THE RASREST ONE

THE RUST LORD

AND HES ALSO GOT REGENADE RAIDER
Josh new is a proper sweat at life
by Ffffuuffmcn June 3, 2018
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josh

a bitch who breaks everyone’s heart and they can go fuck themselves all the people who start with j’s!
by a person who breaks hearts September 20, 2020
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Josh

Fuller loves to touch Wes’ Josh
by Taint Grundle September 6, 2022
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Josh

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dsfds josh
by dfghji76rd November 17, 2020
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Josh Carrillo

He got a fat ass and a big heart! Don't mess with this foo cause you gonna get you beat your ass if you dom. He may be size 5 but he got wears fucking heat from stock x solamente. He a real as mofo and loyal asf. He's got hella bars and he's usually hard. Straight out the 425, you can catch him geekin off the mud.
Friend: Hey Josh! Try these tacos de berria.
Josh: Mmmmmm the flavors are melting on my tongue!

Josh Carrillo: Just wiped that whole squad! My grandma's titties are saggy!
Walli: Uhhhhhhhh he's going to gloat about this all day!
by Teddy201 April 3, 2022
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Meghan and Josh

The cutest couple you will ever see. Josh(s) are typically blond and Meghan(s) are typically brunette with freckles, everyone ships them together because they are the cutest people ever to be together. Josh(s) are typically the funniest, sexiest, smartest guys’ ever and Meghan(s) are the hottest, fine ass, funniest, wisest, bravest, most drop dead gorgeous girls’ in the world. Even though typically Meghan(s) have been through a lot and don’t trust easily and are pretty stubborn, Josh can easily deal with it, they are the strongest power couple out there, other couples wish they could look like them and no other people could handle each other like Meghan and Josh. Don’t even think about trying to get close to Josh without a Meghan breathing down your neck telling you to get away from her man and same with a Josh, so guys and girls watch out Meghan(s) and Josh(s) are really strong too and will mess you the fuck up. Understand that even though Meghan and Josh are the best and everyone wants them, they are made for each other and no one else!! Even though at first both of them can be shy, they are both badass, good looking, pretty good people to be around so it’ll be worth it to get to know them, so try it. Even though they might not admit that they like each other, they eventually will or probably already do like each other, don’t let them fool you. They were supposed to meet each other for a reason. Let it be known that they are the best couple and it’s Mosh for life!!
Friend 1: I support Meghan and Josh, oh sorry Mosh, so hard rn
Friend 2: Who doesn’t?..
by Ihavenosoul234 May 30, 2020
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