Jordan

This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.

I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.

by Pisces6969 August 26, 2022

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SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*

by roxanneisatdennys June 7, 2022

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A little bitch who get’s no bitches and is really short.

Damn he gets no bitches his name must be Jordan.

by fortnitekid1000 November 22, 2021

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Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".

Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

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Jordan is the type of guy who is really friendly and likes to try his hardest at whatever he does including FPS Video games .Tends To Be Built Like a Ethernet Cable

And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.

Jordan Often sleeps in the chicken coop with the chickens when he feels lonely listening to Conway Twitty.

by Possum Hunter 331 November 23, 2021

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