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Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.
Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.
by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025
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Jimmy

From the Ecclesiastic Late Latin Iacomus, an evolution of Iacobus which is from the Ecclesiastic Iakōbos, a cognate of the Hebrew Yaakov. The name has its root in ya`aqob (supplanting, seizing by the heel). Some say Iacomus arises from an error in the transcription of manuscripts from the Greek to the Latin by an early monk. Short: Jim. Pet: Jamie, Jimmy.

In the modern day English Jimmy can be referred to someone who cannot help but tell everyone about his new and recent purchases to anyone who will listen (or not). Jimmy's are known for there mild mannered personalities which makes them very good at being used.

It is common to find them around agricultural areas mucking out stables, tending to chickens or walking their pets.

They have been known to clock watch when with other males due to always feeling as if they should be doing something else other than enjoying themselves.
Alan: Hey Jimmy what are you up to today, wanna hang out?

Jimmy: No can do I am afraid I have to muck out the horses and then walk the dogs. There's just not enough hours in the day to enjoy myself.

Alan: Classic Jimmy, see you around i suppose then...
by Dr Carruthers November 15, 2021
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Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
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Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
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jimmy

a funny, cool guy that is almost everyones friend.
Alan:Jimmy is so funny.
by 69lickdicker69 March 3, 2019
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Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.
Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!
by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018
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Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn
by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025
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