i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session

That slut is always up for a hat trick.

by skiprime July 20, 2016

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

veil hat

usually a cheetah speckled hat. it has a little veil on the front.

courtney: what the heck is on your head?

emily: its a veil hat. it has a little veil on the front.

by mesh. August 25, 2009

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

Hat in the air

Throwing your hat in the air indicates a call for help. Someone is having a situation and is outnumbered. The community must come together rain, sleet, hail, water or snow.

The man on the dock tossed is hat in the air & they started coming.

by Meme831 August 10, 2023

worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008