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green eggs and ham

When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss
Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
green eggs and ham by ShootinD5nukes December 29, 2007

Green Goblin 

When one is very intoxicated and having sex, pukes all over their mate - and keeps going.
"Dude we were so trashed last night, I gave her a green goblin."

"You puked on her and kept going??"

"Hell yeah. I wasn't about to stop!"

"Awsome."
Green Goblin by Dirty_B December 9, 2011

green day 

Good band turned American Idiots.

I don't mind if you hate George Bush as long as you don't try to tell me the Democraps aren't also fuckers.

Don't fuck with my religious beliefs though.That shit ain't cool you little snot nosed fuckers.
Just shut the fuck up and get back to making good music and stop fuckin preaching at me.

Green Rabbit 

A common animal put on valentines day cards or greetings, often found carrying a giant red heart; looks like any regular cartoon drawing of a rabbit, except colored in green.

For Valentines day, I drew my lover a Green rabbit to show my undying affection for him/her.

I appreciate the green rabbit you drew for me on this home made valentines card. I now understand how much you care for me.
Green Rabbit by allisonloveslissy February 14, 2009

green rub 

Royal Naval slang for bad luck or getting the shitty end of the stick
I left her the week before she won the lotery what a green rub
green rub by lezw October 30, 2010