fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Goat

Michael Jordan

.^^^ (The Goat)

by locotard November 29, 2022

Goat Princess

a Goat Princess is a person with little to no intellectual ability, but hot damn do they look good.

Yeah, i was going to fire her, but you know, she really is a little Goat Princess if you know what i mean.

by mikoroonii November 30, 2022

goat

1)god of all things OR 2)greatest of all things.
ed sheeran is often referred to as a goat lol

person 1: dude do you know ed sheeran
person 2: heck yea he’s a goat!

by a female dood :) April 22, 2022

Goat

An animal 🐐

I like to eat goats

by Lolgoats April 25, 2022

Throat Goat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someones head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend really likes throat goat crucifixion, she must have a really good lung capacity.

by CJ142857 May 1, 2022