Pick up a football

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves

Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."

by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020

Denny’s footjob

A footjob at the restaurant Denny’s under the table with syrup.

Bro Rhonda with the gazoombas gave me a wicked Denny’s footjob last weekend.

by CoolDaddyJohnson August 17, 2023

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.

I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.

by Christmasy January 22, 2016

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

by CScam May 1, 2011

New Jersey footbath

The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.

"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"

by DerrekM September 30, 2006