cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

by dorathexplora December 25, 2011

Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

by R.S. A June 20, 2020

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

rice cakes

that one food that you can eat all the time

"damn ella you still eating rice cakes?

by Daddario March 14, 2018

bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

by Steve12345788 February 16, 2014

Waldo Cake

Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina

Dude im so full, me and your girlfriend made a waldo cake and i smashed on it.

by Nazi Guido April 19, 2011