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Christian Boser 

1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.

2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.

3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.

4. A man who smells dirty diapers.

Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.

Christian Twist 

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.
Christian Twist by arrbby July 1, 2011

christian masters 

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah

christian choi 

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!
oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*

Christian wright 

A jack ass or giant douchebag. Not a nice guy.
Christian wright asked an ugly girl to prom #douche

Christian Garland 

A massive long haired short dicked faggot