sisheng (sometimes mike)

a motha'fuckin' wimpy twig bitch who flinches at napkins and cant make deviled eggs to save a life

Sisheng (sometimes mike) is a motherfucking bitch that can't cook.

by squigglyb November 23, 2021

Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay

Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall

by GrannysWetStrapOn February 28, 2022

Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Hatsune Mike

1 - A misspelling of Hatsune Miku, often unintentionally as Miku is autocorrected to Mike

2 - A portmanteau of Hatsune Miku and Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park. Sometimes used when Mike does something related to Miku or there is a Hatsune Miku cover of a Linkin Park song.

1 - Man I love Hatsune Mike
Miku! Fucking autocorrect…

2 - I just watched this Miku cover of a Linkin Park song!
Damn, I guess you could say it was Hatsune Mike instead…
Fuck you…

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink December 6, 2025

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie

Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame

by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021

Mike hawk

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

by greedier jesus January 5, 2022